Dependable Lies
bvsed-socialist:

Simply one of the greatest people to ever live.
He loves life.
He loves his family.
He loves his country.
He’s a phenomenal legislator. 
He’s a fantastic VP and the perfect VP for Obama.
He wrote the Violence Against Women act.
He cares about gay and trans rights.
He wears aviators.
He eats ice cream.
He survived a devastating tragedy and chose to respond by fighting for people in need and living his life with daily joy.
He’s a catholic, but doesn’t let their barbaric social stances tell him what to think.
He laughed in Paul Ryan’s stupid face.
He sometimes says the wrong thing, but he never lets embarrassment or criticism keep him from being himself.
He refused to kiss the punk ass Pope’s punk ass ring because his mother taught him that no man is better than him.
And he rules in about 400 other ways that I didn’t even think of.

bvsed-socialist:

Simply one of the greatest people to ever live.

  • He loves life.
  • He loves his family.
  • He loves his country.
  • He’s a phenomenal legislator. 
  • He’s a fantastic VP and the perfect VP for Obama.
  • He wrote the Violence Against Women act.
  • He cares about gay and trans rights.
  • He wears aviators.
  • He eats ice cream.
  • He survived a devastating tragedy and chose to respond by fighting for people in need and living his life with daily joy.
  • He’s a catholic, but doesn’t let their barbaric social stances tell him what to think.
  • He laughed in Paul Ryan’s stupid face.
  • He sometimes says the wrong thing, but he never lets embarrassment or criticism keep him from being himself.
  • He refused to kiss the punk ass Pope’s punk ass ring because his mother taught him that no man is better than him.
  • And he rules in about 400 other ways that I didn’t even think of.

10-roses:

thedancinggallifreyan:

littlelionheartedqueen:

if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it

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MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS


So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

lolita-locked:

Sorry Samantha, but something tells me you might be wrong. 

lolita-locked:

Sorry Samantha, but something tells me you might be wrong. 

combferrewillansweryourasks:

chellodello:

gentlemenbutts:

extended-metaphor:

Marius was never good with riddles.

minus 5 picarats

Napoleon? 

Is the answer Napoleon???

oh my God are you Cosette?

bikinimybottom:

last year we read romeo and juliet and the teacher said that romeo and his friends were equivalent to a gang and the girl behind me whispered ‘ima pop a capulet in yo ass’ 

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?! 

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

brendonbrandon:

facedeepinthecancunsun:

wecouldwaittillsummer:

I’m pretty sure Be Calm is just Nate having a panic attack.

fact he actually wrote it while having a panic attack in the shower~~~

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continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds
(Photo: Intel)
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.Remember this name.If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”No no noFuck that guy.Remember this brown girl.Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

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fishingboatproceeds:

Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.

fishingboatproceeds:

Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.

coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.

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despairludenberg:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

oh man wow

lumos5000:

tardisesandbroomsticks:

so here, the portrait behind her (of a lady in a dress) does look suspiciously like the upside-down view of domething else…

HOLY SHIT!!! AND NOW IT JUST GOT A BIT MORE CREEPY!!!

lumos5000:

tardisesandbroomsticks:

so here, the portrait behind her (of a lady in a dress) does look suspiciously like the upside-down view of domething else…

HOLY SHIT!!! AND NOW IT JUST GOT A BIT MORE CREEPY!!!